2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

One of the main functions of jargon is to exaggerate expertise.

Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some comparisons are comparable to comparing apples and oranges’ seeds.

You can inherit good genes, not greatness.

Healthy longtime atheists are proof that believing in God is not a biological need.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

We are often, if not usually, greeted mainly, or even merely, as an attempt to stop us from looking at the person greeting us, at least for a bit.