80 Quotes About Ass

The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.

Objectionable, tedious, irritating labour, - this is the condition of genius, which no doubt explains the reason why men so rarely achieve anything. Genius must submit to cultivate an ass within itself - the condition being so humiliating that man will seldom take up the job.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up.

Grab her ass because it's what every guy in the room wants to do. Grab her ass because nothing makes a woman feel better than the envy of other women.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

When the world kicks your ass, don't step in line.book: stuff i think about

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.

The ass is the face of the soul of sex.