2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When creating cow milk, Mother Nature was thinking about not only the nutritional needs but also the digestive capabilities of a calf, not those of a human being.

To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.

Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview.

For a thing’s beauty we ought to compliment not its owner but its maker.

Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.

Man seldom behaves as per his philosophies. He usually philosophizes as per his behavior.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

The vast majority of buttocks are overused, whereas that of minds are underused.

To change the world, one has to ignore its residents.