31 Quotes About Erection

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.

Putting a condom on is like raising your own flag, there is a solemn sensation when it is all erected.

There's this obsession with a man's erection and ejaculation, in that sex starts with his erection and ends with ejaculation.There is not much else in-between that is affirming for women or for the person receiving that penis.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.