31 Quotes About Foreplay

Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent,more perfect than all that a man can invent.

The rise of Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) in the USA population can be traced back to President Bill Clinton. While memorable for sexual foreplay with Monica Lewinsky, EHS people associate him with the 1996 Telecommunications Act that prohibits the protection of human health and safety from the known biologically toxic effects of wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

One passionate kiss wets a woman’s lips two times.

Some underwears seem to have been designed to be a turn-off.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

I’m not freaking out. I’m turned on. I’m thinking about sniffing your bed pillows like a weirdo, contemplating if it’d be better for you to bend me over the island or the couch, and my ovaries are basically exploding—pew, pew, pew—like fireworks because you’re so good with Chunky that I can imagine you as the one of those dads who’d play tea party with your daughter. And all of that is making me hot and nervous . . . and . . . and . . . I should stop talking now.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.