2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

An orgasm is an act of laughing through the genitals.

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.

There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.