31 Quotes by Monty Python

What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?

First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

This morning, shortly after 11 oclock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden, violent comedy.

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok

No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.