44 Quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. It just seemed so amazing to me.

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.