44 Quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.

My parents were extremely generous. The people they would get to work for them might not have regular bathing habits, but they'd be good at wearing masking tape on their nipples.