122 Quotes by Mort Sahl

My life needs editing.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.

Everything I say is actual, not factual

Mort Sahl, while attending a preview of Otto Preminger's film Exodus, stood up and called out, "Otto, let my people go!

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

I'm a radical, and I always have been.