122 Quotes by Mort Sahl

I don’t believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating – and funny. That’s the hardest part.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That’s my job.

The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father.

I’ve arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.

My whole life is a movie. It’s just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.