122 Quotes by Mort Sahl

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.