122 Quotes by Mort Sahl

Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred.

The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.

You know me, I love lost causes.