122 Quotes by Mort Sahl

I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.

I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?

We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

I don't think fascism is dying for.