53 Quotes by Nancy Cartwright

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.