53 Quotes by Nancy Cartwright

I will not get very far with this attitude

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things

There are plenty of businesses like show business

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups

No one cares what my definition of "is" is