89 Quotes by Natasha Leggero

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

It's a human instinct to be known.

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.