2 Quotes by Natasha Wittman

Yes, if by ‘sacred’ they mean ‘tacky,’ and by ‘hill’ they mean ‘gift shop,’ then by all means, it is one helluva sacred hill.

It’s a percolator. You know, a coffeemaker? All the cabins we lease have one.” I walked up to the tall, shining piece of metal with a spout projecting out of one side and a glass lid perched on top. I could see something sloshing around inside as it made its guttural bok-pe-cock sounds, like there was a hungry chicken down in there.