6 Quotes by Nate Taylor

If either one of you cross paths with me again? I'll castrate the both of you! It won't be Dick N' Peter's, it'll be Eunuchs N' Pussies.

The Oompa Loompas were hired to replace us, and throw us over the fuck'n factory wall!-Joe Bucket (Grandpa Joe)

Unlike Wonka, we didn't love chocolate enough to stick it in our ass or use it as some sort of alternate form of lubrication.-Joe Bucket (Grandpa Joe)

Don't you know Joe Peck? A little nonsense. Now an then. Is relished by the wisest men.

You good now?! I mean most people have a bit'a hesitation before blown'n a poor bastard's brains out! -Turkentine

You have'n ah bloody autonomic seizure! Ahahaha! -Turkentine