10 Quotes by Neal Pollack

Most fan fiction is terrible.

Television characters live inside our minds as though they're actual people. In fact, we know more about them than we do about most people in our physical lives.

We now have evidence that Saddam Hussein is in possession of cartoon trucks. Because (they) are cartoon trucks, that means that they can fall into a very deep canyon with an anvil attached to them and still survive.

Typically, the protagonist of a noir work is an alienated loner. A Packer fan in Chicago -- who could be more alienated than that?

I wanted a 1950s, jazzy feel. Neal asked me what section of the city I wanted to do, and I totally wanted to do the Green Mill. I wanted to do that neighborhood.

I decided that I wanted to do my own collection about a city that I knew something about,

I can't think of any other city that has a self-styled working class of intellectuals. Educated men who don't have college. If you hang out in bars long enough, you're gonna hear some things.

Television characters live inside our minds as though they’re actual people. In fact, we know more about them than we do about most people in our physical lives.

How far are we willing to extend our freedoms? Where is the Exodus for people convicted of innocent, consensual crimes?