8 Quotes by Neil A. Hogan

No one in the world is really over 28. I wish I had known that when I thought I was 40.

The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.

Run! Life's too short to walk. Unless you don't know where you're running to, then move very slowly.

If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the time you're 150 you'll be able to live 'til you're 300. See you at your 1000th birthday party!

Chatting with someone who has no life experience is like consulting a dentist. You know the answers will be painful but you have to ask.

You want a partnership? I've heard a lot about partnerships. Sure. I'll partner with you. You do all the work and I'll take 80%.

I'm not into IQ tests. Mine has been dropping steadily for years! Is our intelligence really dependent on how fast our neurons fire? Given time, just about anyone could get an IQ of 200.

I don't get sport. Play against a team & win, then another & win, then another & win a trophy. Then do it again!!! Why??? No thanks. I'd rather get back to work on trying to win that Hugo Award, which is completely different.