35 Quotes by Neil Innes

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.

But I remember we sold nearly 18,000 records in one day.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

Answers given with authority negate the search for truth.

I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there’s usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other.

I wasn’t aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

But I mean, again, Zappa’s far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock’n’roll, Sam and Vernon couldn’t quite make the shift. So that’s when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.