176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it was evident to both of us that I didn't have any!!

It's impossible to argue with a Ladybug!!

Malcontents who would dissent to paying rent are often bent on bad intent!!

I can't understand why nobody at Safeway knew where the Lung Butter and Toe Jam were!!

We should be saying, "Thank you and your family for your service"They make tremendous sacrifices so those veterans can serve.

If life were a nut I'd no doubt have an allergy!!

When you see cockroaches freebasing the insecticide it's time to get professional help.The bugs will never know.

I can just imagine the cricket household at sunset:"Oh man, it's late!!""Hey, you chirp I'm tired""Besides, the later bug becomes a rug!!""You just had to bring up Uncle Phil didn't you?

It's hard to teach children about our migration West when they're thinking, "Why didn't you just call an Uber?