4 Quotes by Nev Fountain

I can't interfere with my own past! Because that would mean I'd be interfering with my own past- to stop myself from interfering with my own past! THEN where would we be?!" - 6th Doctor

The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it

Do not light candles in shops. That is an invisible rule. An invisible rule is a rule that no one tells you about until you break it, and then everyone gets cross and tells you shouldn’t have broken the rule, even though they did not tell you the rule, it is always a very important rule.

She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs