230 Quotes by Nick Offerman

The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me

Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don’t just mean making money. The notion of getting together as a community to remind ourselves why we shouldn’t behave like animals is a fucking great idea.

If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.

Not only do I recommend [Wendell] Berry to anyone who will talk to me for more than seven seconds, but I buy his books in quantity and send them to people. I bought a few dozen of his newest, "Our Only World."

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!