9 Quotes by Nick Pageant

No one ever spoke above a whisper in the staff lounge, but I felt the need to shush her anyway. I gave her my best librarian frown and put one finger to my lips. It works every time. We librarians are like practitioners of Jedi mind-control when it comes to shushing.

She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal's juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy.

Now I was truly offended. “I don’t read romance novels,” I hissed, “I read gay fiction.

I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.

She’s a lot more than nice,” Gran said with a leer, “after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal’s juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy.” “Gran!

I like trees, they will someday be books.

He dropped in front of me and did the leg spread. Lycra is proof that God exists.

Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.

Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.