39 Quotes by Nicki Elson

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

It’s like a meatloaf.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.