10 Quotes by Nicole Hollander

Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.

Mercy, it’s the revolution and I’m in my bathrobe!

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone’s designated driver.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

Can you imagine a world without men? There’d be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, chubby women.

In the future we’ll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

My weight is always perfect for my height – which varies.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon...