22 Quotes by Nicole Peeler

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read.

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk.

I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off...

The thing is, Iris, I've never liked the idea of compromise. In films and in stories people who love each other — really love each other — make horrendous sacrifices. They give kidneys they move across the world they die. Or become the undead because you know I like that sort of book. Basically the heroine's lover calls and she answers. Which is stupid. You know why ” Iris shook her head. “Because he's always fucking calling.

...some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.