2,091 Quotes by Nitya Prakash

God: you’re man’s best friend.Dog: ok.God: and women’s best friend.Dog: yay.God: and children’s best friend.Dog: aww.God: and...and my best friend?Dog: [puts paw on God’s knee] always.God: I’m gonna miss you.Dog: I’ll be back when they don’t need me anymore.

My dog’s Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today… He just yelled at me.

Even the biggest of boulders, cannot knock down two brothers standing shoulder to shoulder!

Depression is watching the stopped clock every day but never having courage to fix it.

We Indians have to keep aside our December for friends who've settled abroad.Everyone is visiting. Everyone wants to party.

Marriage doesn’t solve any problems. Divorce isn’t a curse. Being single is not abnormal.None of the three is something to be proud or ashamed of.

Do not marry someone who thinks you need to seek his/her permission to visit your own parents after marriage.

You know India is as modern as western countries. People here sleep with strangers too. Of course, after marrying them.

Everyone deserves to have someone to come home to.