217 Quotes by Noel Coward

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

I believe that since my life began / The most I've had is just / A talent to amuse.

Whatever crimes the Proletariat commits / It can't be beastly to the Children of the Ritz.

Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at

There are bad times just around the corner,/ We can all look forward to despair, / It's as clear as crystal / From Bridlington to Bristol / That we can't save democracy / And we don't much care.

We're Regency Rakes / And each of us makes / A personal issue / Of adipose tissue.

There's sand in the porridge and sand in the bed, / And if this is pleasure we'd rather be dead.