217 Quotes by Noel Coward

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can

At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?