100 Quotes by Noel Edmonds

If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we could work out how many people we've got here. Then you get people out who have committed crimes and you look at others who shouldn't be here. Nobody knows how many people we've got here.

Belief and trust in the power of the Cosmos gives even the most chaotic life a new sense of order and purpose.

It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.

There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisation - that seem to think it's OK to badger, hector and threaten people.

If I'm demanding and have high standards, I'm happy about that.

I worked for the BBC for 30 years.

Only those who've presented live television really know how difficult it is to make it look easy.

Reality shows have caused fatigue amongst the public.

If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if somebody starts giving it me, I will give it back.