4 Quotes by Odd Børretzen

Previously, until a few years ago, it was customary for the Norwegian to be born with skis on his feet. But one of the improvements that has been made is that this is no longer the case*. Modern research has revealed, in fact, that this could be very uncomfortable and, to some extent, dangerous to the mother.*It still happens that the birth takes place with skis on the feet, but now it is most often the mother who has the skis on during the birth.

If, in our day, you should see a polar bear in a Norwegian street, especially in the dead of night, you should tentatively say to the animal: "Good evening?" If the polar bear answers, "Shutyourbigmouth!" or something that sounds like this, in all likelihood, this is not a polar bear but a Norwegian on his way home from a party.

B National Pride - Is located on top of the head, under the hair, and for this and other reasons may be difficult to detect.C Mouth - Is used for the intake of food and drink, and, to some extent, for talking. (See: Norwegian Conversations (Do they occur?)).G Craving for Freedom - Located in the heart.H Right Hand - Open, ready to accept friendship and/or sales contracts.

The best way to tell whether the Norwegian is a Norwegian is to say: "Are you Swedish?" Regardless whether you say this in English, French, Italian, Japanese, Urdu or Swahili, he will answer:"Swedish? Me? I'm a Norwegian!"Then you will be able to tell.