387 Quotes by Ogden Nash

Bankers are just like anybody else, only richer.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

Don’t over-analyze your marriage; it’s like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can’t seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

O money, money, money. I’m not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.

Linguistics becomes an ever eerier area, like I feel like I’m in Oz, Just trying to tell it like it was.

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody’s reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.