47 Quotes by Oliver Herford

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

The bubble winked at me and said,'You'll miss me brother, when you're dead'.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.

I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

My wife has a whim of iron

Children, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone.