53 Quotes by Oliver Reed

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

Awe and respect are two different things.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

What's the point of staying sober?

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I’m not a villain, I’ve never hurt anyone. I’m just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I’m only drinking white wine because I’m on a diet and I don’t eat.