53 Quotes by Oliver Reed

A bird sings in the morning, an owl hoots at night...it's still a bloody bird.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I like the effect drink has on me