99 Quotes by Orson Bean

What do women want? A guy they can’t drive crazy. There aren’t many around. But they try. They can’t help it, it’s their nature.

Bring me an order of escargots, but hold the slugs.

Being happy is a revolutionary act; I think it spreads, like ripples in a pond.

The movies saved my life. I grew up in the great depression, the only child of a pair of star crossed lovers. My father lost his job. My mother drank. They fought. The movies were my escape.

I think America was a miracle. I think God loves this country.

Strange are the ways of human behavior.

My grandfather lived in New England all his life and was a Vermonter.

Miracles aren't necessarily good for everyone. The parting of the Red Sea, great for the Jews, not so hot for the Egyptian soldiers.

When I grew up, which was really in the 30s and the 40s, the movies were a moral guideline for me.