1,174 Quotes by Orson Scott Card

Suriyawong had the irrational thought that the man ought really to wash his organs before jamming them back into his abdomen. It was so unsanitary.

Cuando tienes la sabiduría que otra persona sabe que necesita, ofrécela libremente. Pero cuando la otra persona no sepa todavía que necesita tu sabiduría, guárdatela para ti. La comida sólo parece atractiva a un hombre hambriento.

He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet...

But what kind of race is it, when the racers never let go of each other's hands, and the winner pulls the loser laughing over the finish line?

I've watched through his eyes, I've listened through his ears, and I tell you he's the one.

Graff smiled a little Mona Lisa smile, if Mona Lisa had been a pudgy colonel.

But shouldn't they still act like children? They aren't normal. They act like--history. Napoleon and Wellington. Caesar and Brutus.

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

My master wishes to see you," said the mounted man."When the planting's done," I said."Lord Barton is unaccustomed to waiting.""Then he should rejoice, for he'll learn something new today." I went back to the garden. Soon the servant left.