19 Quotes by Péter Zilahy

Thinking about sex is roughly 99 percent of sex.

You cannot imagine being a child, because for that you have to grow up.

We’re all re-gifters in the arts. If someone came up with something truly original no one would get it.

Looking at the Universe, you cannot help noticing that the entertainment aspect greatly supersedes the educational value.

We stay together because we know something nobody else does.

You have to make choices even when there is nothing to choose from.

The rabbit is one of the few animals that (de facto) enjoys screwing: after copulating it does a backward flip and drums on the ground. If it could light up a fag, it would no doubt do that too, and blow smoke rings into the sky.

The Americans have perfected weather forecasts: a model presents a model of the Earth, a map, and jabs at it with her pointer – here and here, this is going to happen. Voodoo.

When the first settlers arrived in America nobody knew who was White and who was wrong. No Natives had ever seen a firearm before, or had a clue who could be the good guy with the gun.