675 Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

  • Author P. G. Wodehouse
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    He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

-P. G. Wodehouse

Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.

-P. G. Wodehouse

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    He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

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He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

-P. G. Wodehouse

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    Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

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Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.

-P. G. Wodehouse

I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.

-P. G. Wodehouse

If he had a mind, there was something on it.

-P. G. Wodehouse

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

-P. G. Wodehouse

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

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