7 Quotes by P. J. Plauger

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    Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

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    My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.

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    Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.

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    If everybody’s behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there’s no point in assuming a conspiracy.

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    Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

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    The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

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