236 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

Had his brain been constructed of silk, he would have been hard put to it to find sufficient material to make a canary a pair of cami-knickers.

You can't go by what a girl says, when she's giving you the devil for making a chump of yourself. It's like Shakespeare. Sounds well, but doesn't mean anything.

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

He was a Frenchman, a melancholy-looking man. His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a gas pipe with a lighted candle.

It was one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a chappie wish he'd got a soul or something

I'm a bit short on brain myself; the old bean would appear to have been constructed more for ornament than for use, don't you know...

He looked like a vulture dissatisfied with its breakfast corpse.

I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster

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