236 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

She looked like something that might have occured to Ibsen in one of his less frivolous moments.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.