22 Quotes About Classic-insult

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

To speak much is one thing; to speak to the point another!

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.