93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.