93 Quotes by Pat Paulsen

We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?

The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'

Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.

Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.