200 Quotes by Patton Oswalt

As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting. And again, I'm not going, "I've got to become a dramatic actor now." I just want more interesting jobs. I just want to keep doing stuff that's different.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

When you act, you're being asked to pretend in a very rigid, controlled environment. It's very un-childlike. So a lot of times, when you put kids in that situation, you hope they have a better support system outside of what they're doing to bring them back to reality at the end of the day and to keep them well-rounded.

With acting, you see some of the kids are literally just off the street, untrained, and they are great. And others are off the street, untrained, and kind of horrible.