29 Quotes by Paul Dickson

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Abbott's Admonitions: (1) If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. (2) If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

Abrams’s Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

Allen’s Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Albrecht’s Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.

A businessman needs three umbrellas – one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

Don’t bite the hand that has your allowance in it.